She is a young ambitious girl from Beirut, Lebanon...Her dreams and desires disagreed with her reality, and the things she had to do where certainly not the things she wanted to do!
Anne grew up in a semi traditional family; she had one sister and no brothers (which she always thanked god for). Her family was amazing in so many ways but suffocating in others.
As a young toddler she thought that growing up would be the coolest thing on earth, and as she grew up she wished to become a toddler again.
As a teenager she became more acquainted with her inner-sexuality, and hence she realized that "that thing down there" is not only for pee-pee! More and more questions started to rise in her head, and as she wondered she felt guilty. Her mother explained to her how god would strangle her in her sleep if she lied, and that if she sinned she would burn in hell for eternity!
At age 13 Anne had her period, and she felt like a complete woman, like most 13 year olds feel today! However, her biggest shock came at age 14 at around 2 in the morning!
Every once and a while Anne and her family would watch a Hollywood movie, some were scary, others were romantics, and a few were quit confusing. One night the family gathered and tuned in to watch an action thriller starring the “the hero” Jean Claude Van dam. The plot was simple: Bad Guys v/s Good Guys and a hot “innocent” chick that needed a last-minute saving for a massive explosion, or a brutal slaughter. The confusing part was a scene in a train. In that scene the lead character (played by Van Dam) says a few cheesy lines and then approaches the “hot innocent chick” while the sex music played and they both started kissing. At this moment a question popped in Anne’s mind, why do they take off their clothes while kissing? She thought they could easily kiss while fully dressed…So Anne asked her mother!
The mother gracefully replied with the most appropriate and convincing answer that any mother should say: “turn your head around and don’t look at such disgraceful scenes…” and then yelled: “…such an impolite and shameless girl!”
Her mother’s reply stopped her from wondering out loud, but didn’t end the confusion until that night at 2 in the morning! Anne couldn’t sleep and she had a tummy ache, so she figured she’d better go to the living room and watch some TV, and so she did… She started flipping through the channels but couldn’t find any good show to watch until she stopped at what she thought was a mother giving birth!
The camera was zoomed on something of skin color (what she thought was a fetus) coming out of the woman’s “thing down there”, so she kept watching to see the miraculous process of giving birth, however, something was wrong… The “baby” was going in out over and over again, and the poor woman was in so much pain screaming and calling for god’s help!
Suddenly, the camera started to zoom out, and Anne wondered why the “baby” was bottle shaped and wrinkled…and then it struck her…the “baby” was not a baby at all…it was a man’s “thing down there”! Anne’s feelings became even more confused, and more questions circled in her head…what are they doing? If she is in pain, why wouldn’t he stop? Where is Jean Claude Van Dam?
Then, Anne was enlightened! This is why they take off their clothes while kissing…this is how they make babies…this is why mama told me not to open my mouth while eating or legs while sitting…
At that moment, that night Anne felt guilty, disgusted, and something down there! That night witnessed the birth of Anne’s Inner-hoe!
PS: The characters and events of this blog are totally fictional but could be inspired by true events. In this blog I will write about the adventures of Anne’s (the virgin-hooker) dating life while she is struggling between traditions and desires.
Tune in for the next adventure
Suzanne El Wattar
